he'll have to stick to berries

more than 25% of a raccoon's diet consists of small vertebrates, such as mice

pictured here is a hungry raccoon, named john flansburgh, who is unhappy because it would be socially unacceptable for him to consume beloved disney characters.

"and now i'm in these classes just to be your man"

only a raccoon would need to take classes in order to appear to be a man.