a brief explanation

this needed to happen because it is late at night and I am tired
possibly periodic preaching (or: "updated somewhat weekly")

Thursday, April 28, 2011

list of facts

  • FACT: "raccoon" comes from a native american word meaning "water bear"
  • FACT: john flansburgh is chubby and fat, and has a short stubby tail like a bear
  • FACT: john flansburgh is known for being a swimmer (he shaves his limbs, yo), and therefore enjoys exposure to water
  • FACT: these things are not coincidental.

Monday, April 18, 2011

Thursday, April 7, 2011

questions


THE REAL ANSWER: a raccoon.
it should also be noted that wombats bear some resemblance to raccoons.