a brief explanation

this needed to happen because it is late at night and I am tired
possibly periodic preaching (or: "updated somewhat weekly")

Friday, January 28, 2011

(raccoon noises)

a few minor modifications to the iconic screen-capture of flansburgh

Saturday, January 22, 2011

the facts

raccoons are known to carry rabies
john flansburgh is the author of a song entitled "rabid child"

clearly this is a lament over his biting some poor young girl, thus diseasing/killing her, then talking about it with his buds on the CB.

Sunday, January 16, 2011

comparative illustration by krista

insider information

(8:36:43 PM) Lekker: well I'm not sure, because I've held the man's hand, and I can safely say his hand does [...] feel like a raccoon's paw